Have you ever been knocked out or fainted? I ask because it’s sort of the central theme here: Someone on Reddit asked for stories about waking up in the hospital and having no idea how you got there. Here are a few good ones . . .
1. Someone woke up in a hospital after barhopping on their 21st birthday. Turned out they did too many shots and hit their head after jumping out of a moving taxi.
2. A guy was riding his bike . . . woke up in the hospital . . . and found out he’d been hit in the head by a flying squirrel.
3. Someone was at a pool, then woke up in a hospital and found out they’d DROWNED. They were in a coma for two days, but went home a week later.
4. A guy woke up in the hospital and realized he DIDN’T die in that motorcycle accident he was in. He called it “a pleasant surprise.”
5. A guy woke up handcuffed to a hospital bed. Turned out he’d been hit by a drunk driver, and they strapped him to the bed because he kept trying to pull his catheter out.
6. A guy drank too much and fell off a horse . . . a metal STATUE of a horse outside the Wynn hotel in Las Vegas. (Here’s a photo of the horse he’s talking about.)
